"They don't like anyone who isn't Korean, and they don't like each other all that much, either. They're hardheaded, hard-drinking, tough little bastards, 'the Irish of Asia'."
      —from Holidays in Hell
Holidays in Hell
by P. J. O'Rourke
ISBN: 0-8021-3701-6 / ISBN-13: 978-0-8021-3701-2
US $12.00 - 5 1/2 x 8 1/4, 272 pp - July 2000

Table of Contents:
Introduction1
The Innocents Abroad, Updated5
A Ramble Through Lebanon12
Seoul Brothers44
Panama Banal58
Third World Driving Hints and Tips69
What Do They Do for Fun in Warsaw?74
Weekend Getaway: Heritage USA91
The Post-Marcos Philippines—Life in the Archipelago After One Year of Justice, Democracy and Things Like That99
Christmas in El Salvador127
At Sea with the America’s Cup141
Intellectual Wilderness, Ho—A Visit to Harvard’s 350th Anniversary Celebration150
In Whitest Africa159
Through Darkest America: Epcot Center180
Among the Euro-Weenies186
Thirty-six Hours in Managua—An In-depth Report204
Through Darkest America, Part II: The 1987 Reagan/Gorbachev Summit217
Mexican Border Idyll224
The Holyland—God’s Monkey House240