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“Chad is a hilariously funny TV sports critic whose philosophy is that if something is worth doing, it’s worth doing to excess.” —Publishers Weekly
Hold On, Honey, I'll Take You to the Hospital at Halftime
Confessions of a TV Sports Junkie
By Norman Chad
Atlantic Monthly Press
978-0-87113-584-1 • $11.00 • Paperback • Oct. 1994
Humor
It started fifty years ago with a couple of baseball games. Then came pro football, basketball, hockey, more baseball, the Olympics, golf, bowling, stock car racing, skiing, tennis, volleyball, badminton, darts, and anything else producers could find to sell a few beers. Every man who hasn’t gone out into the woods to find his wild man is plunked down on the living room sofa in front of the twenty-seven-inch-diagonal screen.

Marriages crumble, family time disappears, hardbodies go to flab—TV sports are taking over the world.

Now, just in the nick of time, Norman Chad offers a hilarious, biting, and incisive look at television sports. First he takes to task the excesses of sports TV: too much viewing (and its effect on the home), too much college basketball, too much talk from announcers, too much figure skating, too many replays, and too many jock analysts—not to mention the biggest, loudest personalities bringing us the games: Dick Vitale, Chris Berman, Tim McCarver, and John Madden. Next, he poses some questions: What’s wrong with “Monday Night Football,” and how can we fix it? What’s it like to watch twenty-four consecutive hours of ESPN? What’s with the explosion of all-sports radio, and how can we stop it? Does golf really need to be televised? Finally, Chad offers a few radical solutions—eliminating all jock analysts, for instance, or simply announcing games yourself from the home—and then concludes that the only answer just may be complete abstinence from all sports viewing.

Hold On, Honey, I’ll Take You to the Hospital at Halftime is the first book to take a humorous look at the hugely popular phenomenon of TV sports and is certain to appeal to all armchair quarterbacks—as well as to all wives who would like to turn off the tube and get their husbands to rake the yard.

Excerpt:

“It was 58 degrees outside, winds south-southwest at five to ten miles per hour, with the sun darting delightfully between partly cloudy skies. It was a mild winter’s weekend of so many wonderful possibilities, from biking and hiking to walking and talking to perhaps just exploring the recesses of an ever-dulling mind.

“So I watched television.

“It was 68 degrees inside, a slight breeze coming out of the top of the microwave, with the living color radiating off the screen toward my pale, prone body. Clicker in hand, I went from boxing to bowling, from hockey to hoops, from recliner to refrigerator.

“There was nothing to watch, there was everything to watch.

“Question: Is there too much sports on television?

“Answer: Let me get back to you on that one at the first TV time-out.

“So there I sat, hour after hour, virtually paralyzed save for my right arm’s sweeping, rhythmic motion between M&Ms and mouth. If they air it, I will watch it. By mid-afternoon Sunday, I thought I heard the faint, familiar voice of my wife from upstairs, only to recollect that she had left several years earlier.”

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How the Hell Did This Happen?

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Freeman's: Home

05:00 PM: GEORGETOWN UNIVERSIT
The Global Soul Conference
Copley Formal Lounge
Washington, DC


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Santa Fe, NM


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An Evening with Viet Thanh Nguyen
Clemson University
Alumni Center
Clemson, SC


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Los Angeles


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Eveningland

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Western Carolina University
Culhowee, NC


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Refugees, The

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Annenberg Room 207
Los Angeles, CA


Roxane Gay
Difficult Women

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Buffalo, NY


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CSU MONTEREY BAY
Seaside, CA


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Eveningland

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3900 Hillsboro Pike
Nashville, TN


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GOLDEN WEST COLLEGE
Huntington Beach, CA


Roxane Gay
Difficult Women

UNIV OF WISCONSIN AT MADISON
Madison, WI


Michael Knight
Eveningland

6:30 PM-7:30 PM: AVID BOOKSHOP
493 Prince Ave.
Athens, GA


John Freeman
Freeman's: Home

6:30 PM: UNABRIDGED BOOK INC
3251 N. Broadway
Chicago, IL


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Eveningland

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Atlanta, GA


John Freeman
Freeman's: Home

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211 Bernard Ouest
Montreal, QC


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Eveningland

5:30 PM-7:00 PM: MIDTOWN READER
1123 Thomasville Rd,
Tallahassee, FL


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Refugees, The

ASIAN AMERICAN STUDIES ASSOCIATION
Portland, OR


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Freeman's: Home

7:00 PM: MCNALLY JACKSON
52 Prince Street
New York, NY


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Refugees, The

7:00 PM: CHANGING HANDS
Cosponsored by ASU Creative Writing Program
6428 South McClintock
Phoenix, AZ


John Freeman
Freeman's: Home

VENUE TK
London
London, UK


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Difficult Women

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USC Campus
Bovard Auditorium
Los Angeles, CA


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Difficult Women

3:30 PM-4:00 PM: SKYLIGHT BOOKS
1818 North Vermont Ave
Los Angeles, CA


John Freeman
Freeman's: Home

VENUE TK
Berlin
Berlin, Germa


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Refugees, The

11:00 AM-12:00 PM: LOS ANGELES TIMES BOOK FESTIVAL
USC Campus
Seeley G. Mudd 124
Los Angeles, CA


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Refugees, The

1:30 PM-2:30 PM: LOS ANGELES TIMES FESTIVAL OF BOOKS
Is this Goodbye NEA?
USC Campus
Wallace Annenberg Hall
Los Angeles, CA


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Miss Burma

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USC Campus
Hoffman Hall
Los Angeles, CA


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Washington's Immortals

MARYLAND SONS OF THE REVOLUTION
Easton, MD


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Williamstown, MA


John Freeman
Freeman's: Home

7:30 PM: GREENLIGHT BOOKSTORE
Prospect Lefferts Gardens Location
632 Flatbush Ave (at Fenimore)
Brooklyn, NY


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Refugees, The

7:00 PM-8:30 PM: ARLINGTON PUBLIC LIBRARY
Central Library
1015 N Quincy Street
Arlington, VA


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Refugees, The

7:00 PM: CENTER FOR FICTION
Co-Sponsored by PEN World Voices
17 E. 47th Street
New York City


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Refugees, The

2:00 PM-4:00 PM: BORO OF MANHATTAN COMM COLLEGE
The Writer in the World
BMCC Tribeca Performing Arts Center
199 Chambers St. Theater 2
New York City


Patrick O'Donnell
Washington's Immortals

5:30 PM: MARYLAND HISTORICAL SOCIETY
201 West Monument Street
Baltimore, MD


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Freeman's: Home

9:00 AM: GRUB STREET
Muse and the Marketplace
Boston Park Plaza Hotel Grand Ballroom
50 Park Plaza at Arlington Street
Boston, MA


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Miss Burma

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Corona, CA


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